So you say
you call your favorite DBZ character to chat, but they're
not home. What do you do? Leave a message
on their answering machine! Here are a few examples
of what you might find on certain people's machines.
I'm sure they wouldn't say this in real life, but hey,
let's use our imaginations (and our good humor!).
Hello, you've reached Son Goku at 1-900-HOT-THUG!
Wanna find out if *all* of me goes Super Saiyajin?
Press 1 to find out! Huh? Chi-Chi!?
Get out of here, can't you see I'm busy! .....No,
I'm not making those crazy phone messages again,
so leave me alone! Hey, what are you doing
with that frying pan? Stay away from me!
Ah! Um, leave a message after the beep!
<sound of frying pan hitting Goku resonates
in the background> <beep!>
Hiya, this is Son Gohan. I'm not home right
now......<mumbles under breath>...all because
mom made me study again...damn mom......always
making me do crap I don't wanna do...but I'll
show her! Heheheheh, yeah...ahem! Please
leave your name and message after the tone...
<mumbles again> after I kill my mother...heheheheheh...<beep!>
Hey, wassup wassup, 'dis is big pimp daddy Piccolo
in da hoouuuuse! Word! 'Dis thug ain't
in da crib now, but if all y'all ladies and thugs
out there wanna gimme da 411 on da streets, coo'.
This is Vegeta, what the f*ck do you want?
Actually.....let me tell you what I want.
I want long walks on the beach....preferably a
Pisces, dinner under the stars, and most importantly....just
someone to hold me. <sniff sniff>
I want someone to love! <beep!>
Hi, this is Trunks, but I'm not home right now.
I'm in the woods chillin' with squirrels, but
I'll be happy to call you when I get done playing
with my special friends! <beep!>
You've got Bulma, leave a message... to be honest,
anyone can have Bulma, I'm serious!
Vegeta isn't doing it for me lately, so if you're
male in between ages 12-59, give me a gooood long
message ok? <beep!>
<singing> The Incredible Bald Man is here
to save the daaaaay! I, the great Krillin,
am not home right now. But I'll get back
to you as soon as I'm done making the world safer
for bald men everywhere! Hold on Tien, help
is on the waaay! <beep!>
Uh, hello? Oh! It's recording! Um, you have reached
the Capsule Corp. If you would like to--- <beep
cuts him short>
<digital voice> You call is being answered
by Powertell. <dragon's voice> The Eternal
Dragon <back to digital voice> is unable
to make your wish. Please leave your name and
wish at the tone. And thank you for using Powertell
for all your wishful calls. <annoying song
You have reached the Kame house. If you want
to talk to Roshi, press 1. If you want to talk
to Turtle, press 2. If you are a beautiful female,
press 3. If you know that the world will end and
would like me to summon the Z fighters, press
4. If this is Ba-Ba calling, hang up. <beep>
Hey, this if Freeza, FUNimationized and ready
for looooove. So if you're a guy, gimme a message,
and maybe I'll let you come to my room
**kiss sound** <beep!>
Juunana-gou here. If you're calling in regards
those guns thefts, I swear, I didn't do it!
I'm innocent I tell you, innocent! You might
want to call #16, though. He seems pretty suspicious!
is #18, and I'll only listen to your messages
if you're A) a bald, short guy or B) you're willing
to give me clothes for free. If these two
things don't aply to you, please do me a favor
and hang up the damn phone. <beep!>
*NEW* #16- Hello. I am #16. If
you are one of my squirrel friends, leave me a
squeaky message. If you're Goku, leave me your
access number, your serial number, your location,
your social security number, your PIN number,
your underwear inspector's number, what your wearing,
what your eating, and everything else about you.
<beep!> (from Tick)
*NEW* Fat Buu- Me Buu! Why you
call me? I no here!! Talk to this thingy here
and I will talk to it and it will talk like you,
and then I'll talk to you. Buu go bang bang!!
<beep!> (from Tick)
*NEW* Super Buu- Why are you still
alive?! You should be dead! Ah, crap. Oh, well,
name, number, and location after the beep, and
I'll kill you later. <beep!> (from Tick)
*NEW* Kid Buu- Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha!!!!!!!!!! Hee hee hee ho ho ho hoho!!!!!! Ah,
ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<beep!> (from Tick)