Since she was the one who started it all, Tianyu's quotes get to go first!

-Goku: "Fighting? What's that?"

-Vegeta: "Wow, these romance novels are good. I'll ask Bulma for more."

-Kurilin: "I have a nose!"

-Piccolo: "Eww, look at all the yucky blood!"

-Vegeta: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

-Chi Chi: "Gohan, stop studying. I want you to concentrate on your training."

-Vegeta: "No Bulma, not tonight."

-Brolie: "I do have a brain. It's just that I don't show it."

-Future Trunks: "I got my sword from sell-a-vision for only $39.99!"

-Oolong: "Playboy magazines are trash. They should be burned."

-Kurilin: "Something smells fishy here..."

-Bojack: "Please don't hurt me! I'll be good! I'll be good!"

-Goku: Vegeta, I can't stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU!
-Vegeta: I LOVE YOU TOO! I though when I married Bulma, it would get her out of the way for us!

-#16: "Burn all plants! Kill all animals!"

-Vegeta: "Sorry Goku, I can't spar with you today. I've got some gardening to do."

-Piccolo: "Look how far I can stuff these french fries up my nose!"

-Chi Chi: "Ooh, baby, let's get *down*!"

-Vegeta: "SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG! SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG!"

-Dr. Gero: "Building cyborgs and fighting Goku is too much work. I've decided to rededicate my lab to the making of Silly Putty!"

-Bulma: "Sorry Bra, I don't know how to fix TV sets. I guess you'll have to miss your cartoon show."

-Vegeta: "Bulma, can I borrow your nail polish?"

- Bulma: "Hello, you've reached 123-BABE. Would you like to know what I'm wearing?"
-Goku: "Bulma, is that you?!"

-Gohan: "My father really sucks."

-Piccolo: "I need a new hair brush."

-Trunks: "I've decided to become a monk."

-Chi Chi: "Oh, lookie at that guy over there! He's so fiiiiiine!"

-Chi Chi: "Go ahead and spoil your dinner, see if I care."

-Bojack and co.: "We have great fashion sense!

-Vegeta: *sniff* "That 'Titanic' movie was so sad!"

-Goku: "Chi Chi, can you read 'The Three Little Pigs' to me?"

-Bulma: "I have no money!"

-Chaozu: "I'm a girl!"

-Vegeta: "But Bulma, I don't want to go to the haunted house. It's so scary!"

-Goku: "Yay! Chi Chi signed me up for school! Now I can have a proper education!"

-Cell: "When I kill people, that doesn't mean that you can judge me as a person who has become mad and want to blow up the earth in a desperate attempt to kill my enemies."

-Bulma: "I love you, Master Roshi!"

-Nappa: "Damn, I've lost my wig!"

-Bulma: "Dinner time!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, Teletubbies is on!"

-Goku: "Looks like I've won the chess game again, Bulma. Pay up."

-Brolie: "I have an I.Q of 1,000,000,000,000,000."

-Mr. Satan: "Can someone *gag* help me *cough* lift this *grunt* feather?"

-Freeza: "My makeup! Where's my makeup!"

(From Barry)
-Goku: "I'm tired of fighting..."

-Vegeta: "C'mere, Bulma, and give Daddy some sugar!"

-Piccolo: "I'm giving up on my training and opening a bikini store to meet chicks."

-Goku: "Chi-chi, shut the @#%$ up! Don't make me come over there!"

-Vegeta: "You're right, honey. I'll be more responsive to your needs. Forgive my selfish ways..."

-Vegeta & Piccolo: "Where the @%$# is the remote? Oprah's on!!"

-Goku: "Gohan, (points to Videl) THIS is a woman. They're a *lot* more fun than fighting, believe me!"

-Piccolo: "Anyone wanna play 'Twister'?"

-Vegeta: "I'm glad you're the better fighter, Kakarotto! Can we still be pals?"

-Goku: "Cell? Buu? You guys deal with it; I'm on vacation..."

-Vegeta: "Being a Saiya-jin prince isn't all it's cracked up to be..."

-Piccolo: "Gohan! Beer me!"

-Piccolo: "Must conentrate...focus energy....aw, damned Rubik's Cube!"

-Goku: "Calculus is easy, Gohan! You just have to apply yourself harder! Here, let me show you..."

-Goku: "Gohan, Videl looks easier than a 2-piece jigsaw puzzle. You should be be able to score in no time!" (sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan on Gokou's head)

-Kurilin: "#18, get your sorry ass over here! Don't make me come over there! And bring me the @#$% remote! Oprah's on!"

-Vegeta: "How's my hair?" (ala Gary Shandling)

-Vegeta: "I don't know which I like better; the cream drapes or the peach. Bulma! Which matches the new carpet better? Boy, interior decorating is tougher than fighting Cell!"

-Vegeta (drunk): "You guys are great! (slur) I love you, man!"

-Vegeta: "I want my Mommy!"

-Vegeta: "Hello, I'm Prince Vegeta, and welcome to Masterpiece Theater!"

(From SSJ3 Gokou)
-Buu: "1-800-98-JENNY"

-Trunks (to Bulma): "Mom don't make me beat your ass again, get me some damn Koolaid!"

-Vegeta: "Gokou... I love you man!!!!!"

-Gokou: "You're not getting my Bud-Light, Veggie."

-Roshi: "Women disgust me."

-Gohan: "Hey Piccolo! Eat my shorts!"

-Bulma: "Hey Veggie, come give me some of that good loving before I kick your ass!!!"

-Vegita: "Vegita 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!'

-Gokou: "Hey Chi Chi, bend over so I can have some tossed salad with my dinner."

-Chi Chi: "Damn, that Vegita has an ass to die for!!!"

-Vegeta: "Bulma I'm really gay."

-Bulma: "I should have known by the way you stare at Gokou,Trunks,and even my dad!"

(From Scuzzy)
-Goku: "Common sense? Sure I got plenty of that but I just choose to ignore it!"

-Vegeta: "Hadoken!"

-Goku: "Up, up and away!"

-Vegeta: "I wish Kakarotto was more sensitive about MY feelings..."

-Goku: "I'm sorry, Chichi! This never happened to me before..."

-Vegeta: "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAA!!"

(From Silver Bolt)
-Vegeta: "Does this pink dress bring out my eyes?"

(by me, Meri)
-Future Trunks: "No Dad, I don't wanna train in that @#!$&%^ Room of Spirit & Time! I just wanna go to the mall and pick up some chicks!"

-Vegeta: "The shirt says 'BADMAN', but I assure you that it's not true!"

-Future Trunks: (singing) "I'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts, I'm too sexy, yeah...!"

-Tien: (to Chaozu) "Dammit kid, stop followin' me around!  I was hopin' I got rid of you when ya died with Nappa, but nooooo, I had to meet up with you again even in the after-life!"

-Zarbon:  "I'm not gay!   I'm only drawn that way!"

-Dr. Gero:  "I'm not only the President of Plastic Dome Brains for Men, I'm also a client!"

-The Ginyu Team:  "We're considering leaving the fighting biz and starting our own acid rock band."

-Tien: "Not only am I a fighter, but in my spare time, I do stunt doubles for Mr. Clean!"

-Broli: "I've given up my evil ways and am taking up flower arranging."

-Trunks:  "Hey Krillin, I thought we told you to stop calling those 900 numbers!"

(From Jennifer)
-Piccolo: *sheepishly and blushing (purple)* "Bulma, do you have time to go to the mall with me? I need a new wardrobe..."

-Bulma: "You are so cute, Muten Roshi!"

-Veggie-chan: "Want to enter ballet school, Goku-chan?"

-Veggie-chan *smiles brilliantly*: "Don't I look lovely in this bridal gown?"

-Vegeta: *wearing a KISS THE COOK apron* "Kiss me, Bulma!"

-Trunks: "Gosh, I'm getting flabby, must go to the gym, or the chicks won't like me anymore!"

-Goku: "Gohan, can you teach me algebra?"

-#17: "I love you, Cell!"

-#18: "Kuri-chan, would you want me to massage your back? ^^;"

-Shenlong: "Let's boogie, man!"

-Goku: "2x+(-6x) equals -4x..."

-Veggie-chan: "Don't you think I'll look nice if I permanently curled my hair?"

-Veggie-chan: "Bra, you are sooooooooooooooooooo cute!"

-Vegeta: *whine* "I also want to be on the Grand Tour!"

(From Anonymous)
-Mutenroshi: "Okay, I admit. I'm a gay homosexual."

-Oolong: "You're right. Panties are disgusting."

-Buu: "Hmm. By golly, I do have an overly rotund belly don't I? oooh hoo hoo Buu, grrrhmmm excuse me for that loud and obnoxious sound."

( Man With the One Pronged Fork)
-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing my true feelings with words. So, I have these hand puppets."

-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing my true feelings with words. Instead, I'm going to use interperative dance."

-Kamisama: "Just look at me. I'm a pretty boy."

-Chi Chi: "You know, occasionally, everyone gets a vaginal yeast infection, even me. And it use to take a whole week for the anti-fungal creams to work. But now I can cure my vaginal infections in only three days, with new Vagisol 4. Now nothing can keep me from feeling less than fresh."

-Vegita: "After all of these years... fighting just doesn't seem enough any more. I feel so empty. I'm gonna join the WCW. Maybe I can get some respect. Just the other day, I was walking down the street, and some kids started to make fun of me. It really hurt my self-esteem.  Maybe I'm getting too old".

-Picollo: "I've got something to admit to you guys. I really like little girls. Twelve year olds get me off."

-Trunks: "I went on the Goofy Barnstormer ride at Disney Land... It scared the sh*t out of me."

-Kurilin:  "I couldn't go on that ride by myself, I was too short."

-Goku: "When I go on those things, I get kind of dizzy, and then I pass out."

-Chi Chi:  "You guys are such women. I love rollercoasters. Cedar Point in Ohio has the best rides."

(From OmegaWarrior)
-Bulma & ChiChi: "Fu-sion!"

-#18 : "I don't want your money!"

-#16 : "Mmmm. . .Chicken."

-Buu : "I should see a dentist."

-ChiChi: "Don't bother Gohan while he's studying, Kakaroto."

-Vegeta: "I should see a barber."

-Goku: "I'm full."

-Freeza: "Zarbon-san... Where's the #$%@! is the remote, Oprah's on!"

(From Scott)
-Vegeta: "I love you. What should we do now Kakkarot?"

-Goku: "I said study Gohan, NOW!"

-Goku: "Oh my god! He's killed Kurilin, YOU BASTARDS!" (a la South Park)

-Kurilin:  "I'm the strongest being alive! Nobody can hurt me! MWA HA HA!"

-Kurilin: "I'm a chick magnet!"

-Gohan:  "Cram it with walnuts, Piccolo!"

-Trunks: "I'm gonna die my hair. Purple hair makes me look gay!"

(From Uber)
-Vegeta: "Let's go to Disney Land!"

-Vegeta: "Anyone got any hair gel?"

-Vegeta: "Look Bulma, I just built a time machine!"

-Piccolo: "Come on Gohan, make the dragon dance again!"

-Gohan: "Mom, do my hair again, it won't stay down!"

-Future Trunks: "D#*%! I wish I had Dad's hair!"

-Nappa: "I'm Super Saiyan! No I'm not! Now I am! How can you tell?"

-Nappa: "I'm not only the presedent of hair club for men, I'm also a member!"

-Nappa: "Mr. Clean is my Hero!" *singing* "Mr. Clean, Mr.Clean.."

-Freiza: "Zarbon, does this shade of lipstick suit me or should I try black? I really want to impress Vegeta you know."

-Cell: "Please, Ridley Scot, You know I'm perfect for the part of the Alien!"

-Broli: "..And here is my BA in language