Now it's time to get down to business....
Mr. Satan: "Time for the
first event: Swimming! In our first round,
Trunks edged out Chibi Goku. The next round is
beginning right now."
Mr. Satan: "It's the Great
Saiyaman vs. Chibi Trunks! Ohh, this could be
a close one!"
Chibi Trunks: *spits*
"Blah, blah! Is it just me, or does this
water taste like bath water?"
Mr. Satan: "And they're
Mr. Satan: "It's over!
Great Saiyaman swims away with winning Round 2!"
Great Saiyaman *singing*: "I
am the champion!"
Mr. Satan: "No, I
am the champion, remember!? Geez....now, it's time for
the Finals in swimming..."
Mr. Satan: "Our finalists,
Trunks and Great Saiyaman, will go at it to see who
will take home the gold!"
Mr. Satan: "What a stupendeous
bout! They're neck and neck! But what is
THIS!!! Something is.....emerging from the swimming
area! OH MY GOD! It's the......LOCK NESS
BUBBA!!!! Look out, guys!"
Trunks and Great Saiyaman: "Crap!"
Mr. Satan: "Good lord,
it's too late! The Lock Ness Bubba has already
eaten Great Saiyaman! It looks like Trunks is
next! What a disaster! Quick, someone cut
to Weight Lifting!"
<camera men switch to the Weight
Mr. Satan: "Sorry about
that weird commotion, folks. Let us watch the
Weight Lifting competition, already in progress.
Huh, what's going on!? Majin Buu is washing Vegeta!"
Buu: "Scrub scrub scrub!
Bubbles bubbles bubbles! You are now squeaky clean,
Vegeta: "Let me GO, you
scary ass pink pillow man!"
Mr. Satan: "What do you
think you're doing, Buu?"
Buu: "Satan, I thought
this contest was called the 'Cleaning Jerk'. I'm
cleaning the jerk, Vegeta! See?"
Mr. Satam *slaps self*: "That's
'CLEAN AND JERK', you moron! It's a style of weight
<end bad pun here>
Buu: "Heaaaaave ho!"
Mr. Satan: "Now
that Buu has recified his mistake, he has easily won
the Weight Lifting competition! Great job!"
Mr. Satan: "We now move
on to the highly difficult event, Power Ups. This
fight is between 3 of the best Power Up-ers in the world,
Cell, Goku, and Piccolo. Rumor has it that Cell
has a good chance of winning. Let's see what
All Three: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Mr. Satan: "Wow!
What mighty screaming! Can't you just feel the
power in this place?! Those guys are going nuts!
Goku is powering up so hard, it almost sounds
as if he's constipated. Hey...what's that I see
in the arena?"
Mr. Satan: "My my, HERE
is a first! It would appear that Goku really WAS
constipated!.......and he left a little 'present' in
Piccolo and Cell: "AAGG,
gross! Goku, you stink! Really!"
Cell and Piccolo: "We
Mr. Satan: "The
smell has gotten so bad that it looks like the other
two Olympic hopefuls have quit this event! Goku
wins by default!"
Goku: *scratches head* "Hehehehe!
'Twernt nothing!" *faints from the bad smell*