Trunks sez: "Yeah, fighting
isn't all that it's cracked up to be. (Especially
in DBGT! I'm getting minimum wage as it
is). So I decided to make a few bucks by
starring in this eye-drop commercial with my
GT-friends! Check out my big acting debut!"

Trunks: "Here I am swimming
in a pool with Goku and Pan. Naturally, I have
the best body out of the three and my hair is
perfect."

Trunks: "In this scene,
we pop out of the water, only to realize that
the chlorine in the pool has given us red-eye!"
Meri <off camera>: "Trunks
has red-eye?! NO! That's it, I quit,
I'm not working on this site anymore!"

Trunks: "Oh oh! This
is my most dramatic scene! I jump all the
way from the pool into outer space, just to
show how much having red-eye sucks. Can't
you see the pain I'm in!? I deserve an
Oscar for this fine acting job!"

Trunks: "At this point,
my associate, Goku, whips out the wonderful
anti-red eye drops! I was supposed to be
the one in the middle showing off the product,
but the director of the commercial said I was
too hot and my being the center of attention
would take away from the seriousness of the
commercial."
Meri: "Yeah right. Look
in a mirror, Trunks! You're GT Trunks,
not Mirai Trunks! Geez! Hey, isn't
Pan looking cute? A little too curvy for a 14-year-old,
me thinks."

Trunks: "And finally, after
showing how marvelous the eye-drops are for
our swimming needs, we show off this lovely
DBGT carrying case featuring Goku on the cover. I
would have been on the cover of the carrying
case, but you know, the director said I was
just too hot and sexy and...."
Meri: "Give it a rest,
man."
Trunks: "Well that's it,
my big first appearance on a commercial! Who
knows, maybe I'll go into movies!"
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