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You know you watch too much Trunks when...
-Trunks is the only man in your life.
-You have watched an episode of DBZ with Trunks in
it in the past 24 hours.
-You are going to watch an episode of DBZ with Trunks
it in within the next 24 hours.
-Trunks is the only light in an otherwise cynical,
-Your teachers can easily recognize your "daydreaming
about Trunks" look in class.
-You start researching major metaphysical stuff in
search of a way to build a dimensional gateway so you
can go see Trunks.
-You suffer Trunks withdrawl when you go for a whole
day without seeing anything related to Trunks.
-You suffer Trunks withdrawl an hour after you see
something related to Trunks
-You suffer Trunks withdrawl 5 minutes after you see
something related to Trunks
-You suffer withdrawl within 3 seconds of seeing something
related to Trunks.
-You refuse to wear anything that does not have a pic
of Trunks on it, unless it's something like what he
-You write his name (in kanji, no less!) on your hand
for good luck.
-Purple has suddenly become your fave color, and green
your most hated.
-Your Trunks posters/pictures/artwork is starting to
seep out into the rest of your house.
- after you finally finish the best trunks drawing
you have ever done, you take it to school and get your
friends to see how cute the boy youv'e been talking
bout' really looks like, and they to start to think
that Trunks really is pretty cute!! ^-^
-You take Japanese classes so you can watch and understand
what Trunks is saying on the japanese episodes of DBZ
-You constantly look at People magazines hoping to
find Trunks labled as "Man of the Year"
-You become very jealous or suspicious of Pan in GT
-All of your fanfictions and fan art have you in there
making the moves on Trunks
-You tell everyone that you are Trunks's long lost
-You plan your wedding a wedding and pick out cute
little lavender bridesmaid dresses.
-you forget that Vegeta is the best DBZ character.
-When you not only have several different Trunks desktop
themes, but you made everyone of them yourself, even
taking the time to use your own capture card to get
your own favorite scenes of him for the animated cursors.
-When you make a winamp skin dedicated to Trunks,
-if you're hard drive is full and your trying to decide
weather to delete your trunks pictures or your operating
-You come to this web page more than 7 times a day.
(like I do while I wait for updates)
- Your pokemon card book is slowly turning into
a future Trunks shrine.
(From Future Trunks)
- Looking at Trunks's face and hearing his voice is
enough to inspire you to learn Japanese.
- you take the hand tool on your imaging software and
pretend you are running it through his hair.
- you run around the local carnival screaming that
you are trunks and have your best friend's lightsaber
strapped on your back.
(From Stock Princess)
- you get pissed at your math teacher for saying "number
- your parents are giving you the "Birds and the
Bees" talk you tell them not to worry because you
are saving yourself for Trunks. And they eye you
- you got a job just to buy more Trunks action figures.
- you take your Trunks action figure everywhere you
go and pretend that he is real. You introduce
him to your friends, save a seat for him at school and
at the dinner table.
- your teacher at school actually calls roll for your
Trunks action figure and calls your home whenever he
isn't in his assigned seat because she is worried.
- you visit this page for the first time and are home
alone at night, laughing out loud at this list (as I
am doing right now) until you reach the part about Cell
killig Trunks, which you did not know, and then you
are depressed for the rest of the night.
(From Dota - sama 84)
- you read the title of this page and think 'there's
no such thing as to much trunks'.
- you tuck your pants into your boots, wear an old
army coat, and even make little capsule corp patches
just to dress like Trunks(good thing I don't know anyone
like that i.e. me)
- you bring your perfect trunks pic to school and someone
says it looks gay, so when you get home you try to make
a baby with it because you are so depressed that someone
thinks he looks gay!!!
- you spend all summer learning about him
- you dream about meeting him, even if it means he
crashes into your wall
(From Staria F)
- you play the game Tekken 2 and think LEE LOOKS LIKE
TRUNKS with white hair.
- you become a computer tech so in Tekken 2 you can
make LEE have purple hair.
- You write the word HOPE!! on everything you own.
(From Arwen Bulma)
- you have sexual fantasies with a pillow where you
drew Trunks' face with a magic marker
- Your Trunks loving friend that complies to everything
on this list begs you to go to a Trunks website. So
you go to the website and end up spending 7 hours looking
through it and then you complie to everything on this
list by next week.
(From Sailor Psycadelica)
- You slice your freezer in half because you saw Trunks
- You put a Trunks poster on the ceiling on top of your
bed and hope it falls on you
- You do all your free choice school reports on time
traveling and how Trunks went back in time
-You learn how to draw Trunks so you can kiss it goodnight...
and good morning and good afternoon... and so on...
(From PaNcHaN25 a.k.a. TrUnKs' GurL)
- you stay up 'till 4 AM arguing about how Trunks is
the best Anime character *ever* and you miss work by
- You and your best friend talk about nothing but Trunks
in your physics class, and your teacher joins in the
conversation. (This is a fact. I have physics right
now, and I am learning the essentials of life...Trunks)
- You sing, "I like him, I love him, I want some
more of him, I watch to death, I think I gotta problem.
I don't know what it is but the female race loves it,
so I like, I love him, I want some more of him!"
in the shower.
- You exercise so hard, too have your body look like
- After begining laughed out of school cause you tryed
a Burning Attack on your teacher, you go home to be
comforted by your piggy bank named, Billy Bo Bubba Trunks.
- You create a purfume and name it, Peuu La Trunks'
- You refer to you enenmies as Android 17, and 18.
- You often vist the guru of Trunks' fans' site, Temple
O Trunks. [Hum dosen't that sound familar?]
- Dear God, your still reading this?!
- You often wear clothes with Capusal Coperation iron
- You think of charcaters in your other favorite shows
as Trunks : Trunks as Homer, Trunks as Agent Molder,
Trunks as Ash Ketchum, da dad da da DA and ect.
- When watching Shoujo Kamemai Utena you imagin Goten
and Trunks in the spinning roses instead of Anshii [Or
Anthy] and Utena.
- You cuss at all Anti-Trunkses.
- Your bathroom is a shrine to his *holyness*
- You often see youself as the lucky bride-to-be of
- You take a Trunks blow-up doll to your senior prom.
- While fliming a documentary on the Future Trunks,
you and your friends are lost in the woods, never to
be seen again. 12 years later the footage found . .
- You buy black slik pajamas, opps wrong anime hehehe
. . .
- You motto is, " You can never have too much
- You find a dragonball
- After finding that dragonball you remeber something
writtin by that anonymous person , Don' t mess with
the affair of dragons, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup and quickly throw it with all you might.
- Your the first to join TA [Trunks Anonymous]
- You giggle like crazy when your mother takes you
on your first trip inside Victora Secerts. [Dont' get
it? Bra . . . Bra . . . B-R-A.]
- You do the metruanome [ A Clefairy attack ] and wave
your fingers back and forth saying, "Trunks , Trunks
, Trunks . . ."
- Your a boy, your gay, and you try to convenice yourself,
Trunks swings both ways.
- You hate the poem, Old King Coal , just beacause
Coal sounds like Cold.
- You think if Trunks bit off someone's ear he wouldn't
have gone to jail.
- You imagin Trunks throwing a strange ball thing and
out comeing Chazou screaming "Pikachu!" electric
bolts form his red circaled cheeks following his war
- You dance around singing Dan Dan Kororo all day,
content with your Trunks loving life.
- After reading this entire page you save to you bookmark
then become obseesed with Trunks and then begin too
build a Web page devoted to Trunks.
(I have begun to do this)
- you are Trunks!!!
- you do the hand motions of Trunks' burning attack
- you do the hand motions of Trunks' burning attack.........and
- you cut your hair like him hoping all the chicks will
(From Hitman 25)
- you tell all your friends that if they all believe
hard enough, Mirai Trunks will appear in a time machine.
- you sprain your ankle jumping down a flight of stairs,
screaming "Die, Freeza, Die!!!" while slashing
with an imaginary sword made of a yardstick. (I swear,
i never really did this!)
- you have so many pix of him that it takes 3 hrs.
to transfer all the pix when you get a new computer.
- when you read the list and find yourself saying,
"HEY!!! what's wrong with doing that? I do that
all the time!"
- your girlfriend starts telling all her friends that
you ARE Trunks, simply because you have grown your hair
out and dyed it lavender. (again, I swear I HAVE NOT
- your girfriends friends start believing her.
- you boast to all your friends that you have a bigger
sword than them.
- you find baggy pants and wear them up to the middle
of your stomach, and cut off the bottom half of a jacket
to look like Trunks.
- you constantly fantasize about fighting alognside
of him against Cell.
- you get into fist fights because someone says something
slighty untrue about Trunks, like "Trunks has green
- You deticate Britney Spear's song 'Crazy' to him
- You daydream about him usually in Math class
-When you dress up like him, spike you hair up (which
is natural blonde, of course) actually wear a jeans
jacket in public, wield a sword which you swear some
nut named Tabion gave you, and yell a lot.
-Whenever you see Vegeta kill someone, you just laugh
and say, "oh, my crazy dad."
-You hope and pray that FUNimation never translates
any of the Cell saga, as you hope his voice will never
change (nor his wonderful dialogue).
-You hope Toei will release Cell Saga tapes, just for
-Every time you watch Trunks' first appearance, and
you see the subtitled flash, "Why are you here,
Earthling?" and then Trunks pops up saying, "I'm
here to kill you", you find yourself mumbling,
-Every Trunks victory forces you to do a victory dance.
-You spat when Vegeta pummeled Trunks from deflecting
Cell from becoming perfect.
-You swear when Dr. Willo destroys Earth, and then
Goku lands that you will return as Trunks.
-Everyday you try and power up, see if anything happens.
-Yeah, the 120 card (japanese, of course) card section
you have of him might have cost about $1000 to get (all
those other damn cards just seemed to block you from
getting any), but they were WELL worth it.
-You come up with new Super Saiyan levels that Trunks
can only achieve just for him to become more powerful
than anyone else.
-You apply the above new SS levels to your Yahoo clubs
-Trunks has been your favorite character since you
lived in japan (third grade for me. seven years).
-Toys in japan cost a lot. you bought them anyway.
-You have Mirai Trunks toy (with sword accessory),
Super Saiyan Mirai Trunks toy (with sword), and Ultra
Deluxe Super Saiyan Mirai Trunks toy (with toy).
-Mirai Trunks seemed to be the only DBZ toy that could
woop all the other toys' asses.
-Whenever Trunks is hit in the show, you feel the pain.
-In GT when Trunks was possessed by Baby, and he jumped
in the air, and yelled, "O MAI WA!!!!!! O MAI WA
TORUNKUSU!!!!!!!" you had goose bumps.
-After watching the same scene 50 or 60 times, you
begin to repeat with him (at the same level of tone,
if not at greater decibles).
-You wish it had been Trunks that became Super Trunks
4 and killed Baby.
-You don't really get what the general publics fetish
is with Goku, or those other dweebs that are co-stars
in Trunks' DBZ.
-You wished Gotenks looked more like Trunks.
-You wished Trunks had been immortal, continuing to
kick ass throughout time.
-You make fun of people for not having seen Trunks
on DBZ in Japan from about 1992 to 1997.
-If you have a fanfic, you shape two to three dozen
characters after Trunks.
-You start the same fanfic's main character out with
-No matter what Trunks would have done, you would have
been glad to do it yourself.
-You have created, maintained, built on, and had people
write in to you about how great your Trunks site it.
-Your character profile section in your "unbiased"
site has sixteen or seventeen Trunks profiles; all different,
yet praising the almighty.
(From Super Saiya-Jin 5 Trunks)
-You go to court to change your name to Trunks. (I
actually changed my middle name to Trunks!)
-You call your dad Vegita, your mom Buruma, your best
friend Goten, and your little sister Bra.
-You carry a picture of Trunks with you everywhere
-You create an entire website dedicated to Trunks.
(I wonder who that sounds like!)
-You have Trunks wallscrolls and posters in your room
wall to wall.
-You carry a sword around with you.
-You get sent to a mental institution for slicing someone
in half with a sword for sexually harrassing your mom.
-You build a 20-foot high statue of Trunks in your
-You can't go one minute without seeing a picture of
-You do everything exactly like Trunks does.
-You get sent to a mental institution again for beleiving
that you are Trunks.
(From Kevin Trunks O'Connell)
-You start drawing his Capsule Corp. jacket, sword,
pants and boots on Pikachu. (Cute as the little rodent
is, he's still no Trunks. :) )
-You crash your computer from downloading anything that
has to do with Trunks. (Gifs, Jpegs, Bitmaps, Desktop
-You start and finish the day off by promising Gohan-san
that you will avenge his death.
(From Olivia Wong)
-You get a plastic surgeon to chane your face to be
like Trunk's and you dye your hair so you can be Trunks.
-You swear to avenge Trunks when someone says he looks
like a girl with long hair.
-You make murals on your walls of your whole house
with Trunks's face and different scenes concernin only
-You start a clothing line with the Capsule Corp. logo
-You're mum for you're school's homecoming has Trunks'
name on it instead of yours.
(From Trunks' Girl)
-You declare your love to Trunks over the Internet.
-You first wake up in the morning, your first word is
-You lie down in the bathtub while taking a shower,
and pretend Trunks is in there with you
- Every picture you see of Trunks, you faint.
-After your boyfriend dumps you because you talk too
much about Trunks, you figure that's ok and imagine
you have Trunks as your boyfriend.
-You try to slice your math teacher in half with your
sword. Unfortunately, you can only afford a plastic
-You were sent to the counselor because you tried to
shoot a ki blast to your math teacher during a quiz
because the problem on # 17 said "Find the ratio
of the numbers 17 & 18"
-You got your female teachers in love with Trunks
-You got the all the females in your school in love
with Trunks, every single one.
-You sit on the couch when your parents are out, take
your life sized poster of Trunks, and try to make out
(FromTrunks Girl [another one])
-You refuse to use your math book because it is book
- Your computer has been down for 3 months, you live
in hicksville and finally get your internet-connection
working, complete with G2-real audio, find out that
the gracious Trunks no Miko has her movie files in G2
ra-mode, do a victory dance combinded with classic Allah-movement,
only to realise once you´ve began to download that you´ve
got netscape, not explorer..and just die...
-You talk about Trunks so much that your best friend
decided to ban you from talking about him for the entire
-You love him so much and talk about him so much that
your other best friend changed your name on ICQ to Trunks
(How she did this is COMPLETELY beyond me)
-Every time you see the Hong Kong handover you always
dream that you were standing on the podium with Trunks
at the Hong Kong Convention center. *this point will
be lost on those who did not watch the big event thingy*
-Your friends always know what you're thinking about.
-You have a special picture folder devoted entirely
to him and do not let it out of your sight for fear
that you might lose it and go insane.
-Every time I say I'm going to check the Hong Kong
market I find myself....here...well....hmmmm *scratches
(From Juri Arisugawa)
- you see him you start screaming for all the world
to hear, "TRUNKS! IT'S TRUNKS! TRUNKSU! TRUNKSU-SAMA!!
I LOVE YOU TRUNKS! TRUNKSU! IT"S TRUNKS! TRUUUUUUUUUUUNKS!!!
I LOVE YOU!! TRUUUUUUUUNKS!
-Every time you see something purple you faint.
-You buy purple hair hair dye and refuse to shower
in fear of losing the color.
-You build a life size model of Trunks and whenever
you see it, you kiss it.
-You cry when you see Trunks get hurt or when he dies.
-You never come near an egg, knowing that Cell was
in one and killed Trunks.
-Whenever a friend asks you a question, all you answer
-You forget one plus one.
-Whenever you feel something cold, you think of Trunks
fighting Freeza and King cold.
-Whenever you're in trouble, you wish Trunks was there
to save you.
- You try to imagine the perfect girl for Trunks and
your own picture is the only thing that pops in your
-You made your boyfriend get plastic surgery, a hair
cut and hair dyed, just so he would look like Trunks,
and it worked!
-When you begin buying home furnishings for you apartment
you make sure it has Trunk's picture on it.
-You spend you weekend trying to create a capsule corp
logo that will stay on your leather motercylce jacket.
-You meet a guy at the mall and you think he would look
just like future Trunks if would die his hair purple
instead of blue.
-You convince the same guy to go out with you and when
you get to his place you discover he has Dragonball
Final Bout in Japanese and you keep on trying to play
it over and over just to hear Trunk's voice, even though
you can't understand what he is staying.
-You are going to a Halloween party and you are trying
to create a Trunks costume.
-You have not only studied up on the metaphysical, but
you now believe you can force yourself in to the dragonball
continuity and find Trunks.
-You begin to train yourself to be in the top physical
condition that is humanly possible so if you ever run
into Trunks he will be impressed (even if you are a
-You become the world's biggest Backstreet Boys fan
just because you think Nick Carter looks like Trunks.
-You refuse to look at anything unless Trunks has to
do with it
-You listened to "Blue Wind of Hope" so many
times that everyone in your family got mad at you and
took away the CD.
-You asked your parents to dye your hair purple.
-You look at and save all the images in the "Trunks
-You drool when you see him.
-You want a copy of some Trunks episodes.
-You finally can draw Trunks.
-He's one of your Fav. Guys of Anime and his #1 on
-You actually find a guy who looks like Trunks and
ask him to dye his hair purple.
-Someone insulted Trunks in your P.E. so your got in
a fight with them and beat the carp out them.
-You named your silver trombone "Trunks"
-You cried because your trombone "Trunks"
broke and had to be fixed.
-You are in an anime club at school, your decide to
be Goku's sister because you wanted to be a full saiyajin
AND marry Trunks.
-You have a little Super Saiyajin Future Trunks in
your book bag as a good luck charm.
-Some one ask to trade your little Super Saiyajin Future
Trunks for a Pokemon card and you said "NO WAY!"
(From Trunks Girl Julia)
-You began to worship Vegeta and Bulma double-time
cause they made him.
-Your siblings and friends start calling you Bulma,
Pan, or Trunks cause Bulma gets Vegeta and has a cool
son like Trunks or Pan cause she hangs out with him
so often and Trunks for obvious reasons...
- You actually save and spend the $325 for the Future
Trunks costume at
*and* the wigs and sword, costing you another $350 or
so, and restraining your budget so much you won't be
able to buy anything else for 6 months.
(From Flaming Ice girl)
-You find a site with all sorts of Trunks stuff and
cry when your computer won't download any of it.
-You have dreams that he shows up and saves you from
the eeeevil monsters and then takes you flying and he
gives you his jacket, and when you wake up and find
yourself hugging your bed sheets you wish you could
just STAY asleep.
-The kids you babysit for ask you all sorts of questions
about Trunks because they're just kids and don't understand
the whole mirai thing.
-You get your entire family hooked on DBZ, even the
dogs sit still and stare at the TV.
-The first three things out of your dad's mouth when
he gets home are: "Hi.", "How was your
day?", "Did you record DBZ? I really wanna
see Goku kick Freeza's ass some more."
-When writing a note to your friend you wright imaginary
arguments with Vegeta (all of which end up in you blowing
him away) and wish that Trunks was there to blow away
your extremely boring science teacher (Why not the whole
school while he's at it?)
-You devote your life to finding 'The Perfect Shade
(From Epin san)
-if you go out with a guy just because he looks remotely
like Trunks and when he bleaches his hair platinum blonde
and it looks *hideous* you immediately dismiss it saying
that he just turned super-sayjin.
-you hate it when people watch dragonball with you because
you can't cheer and curse on Trunks when he fights and
you get embarrassed when you break into tears when something
bad happens to him.
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