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-Chaozu: "Bring it on Goku, BRING IT ON!!!!"
-Piccolo: "I LOVE hamsters!"
-Vegeta: "I'm really a vegetable."
-All Saiyajins: "Yeah, we all are veggies, SO
-Piccolo: "Eat Me, Kill me, Torture me, Kiss ME!!"
-#18: "Why Can't I be like Sailor Moon? My hair
-Cell: "Sailor Mars is sexy!"
-Gohan: "Yeah Baby!"
-Trunks: "Do I make you horny? Tell me, do I?"
-Bulma, Chi Chi, #18, and Videl: "I'm a Barbie
Girl! In a Barbie World..."
-All male DBZ Characters: "MACHO MACHO MAN!! I
WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN!!!"
-Pan: "Why am I named "Pan?" I am no
goat! I am no Peter Pan! AND I AM NO
-Trunks: "If I grow my hair out longer..I may
look like that "Ukyo Tachibana" guy in Samurai
-Cell: "I AM NO HUMAN CELL!!!"
-Freeza: "I Wanted to be a Refrigerator when I
was born.But NO!! WHY?!?!?!"
-Everybody: "Happy 4th of July!"
-Bra: "Dad-dy? Can I take A Baatthh??" *Whiny
-Bra: "Daddy, why don't you give mommy a Bra to
remind her of me and your love?"
-Chaozu: "Why don't we all get some Viagra?"
(From Darque Marv)
-Gokou: (Turning red and getting upset and in a kinda
gay voice)"Chi-chi! We have got to go shopping!
Girl, I cannot wear these tired old orange and blue
clothes anymore !!!
-Piccolo: "Whadda ya mean 'The cape thing went
out with disco!!?'"
-Vegeta :(Singing) "Short people got nobody, short
people got nobody to love them...."
-Trunks: "Naw!! Really, I am shy. Come up
to my room and let me prove it......"
-Gokou: "Whew !! Hey that lasagna looks good Kaio-sama,
but I am on a diet!!!"
-Buu: "Oh !! My back! Maybe if I stood straight
-Gotenks talking to Vegetto : "I was not talking
to myself!! Besides who are you to talk CYBIL!!!"
-Chi-chi: "Now I don't think we need to buy everything
we see in the mall, maybe we should be more frugal."
-Bulma: "That's okay guys!!! My hair might
get messed up I wont get into a hissy fit over it (proceedes
to pick up rifle) Now lets go kick some RED Ribbon BUTT!!!"
-Dr. Gero : (Jewish New yorker accent) "That Gokou,
Oi what a PISHER !! Such a
nice boy and a Snappy dresser too!!!"
-#17 to Dr Gero : "Father, We love you
so much and are so happy you aremaking us a new baby
brother! Did ysay his name is going to be Cell?
AWWWW how cute !!!"
-Dr. Gero to all his androids: (Jewish accent) "You
are all such great kids!! It's okay now go to sleep.
Tomorrow we start Candy Striping at the local Children's
-Kooler : "#$%^ Freeza I don't care about Saiyan's!
All I want to do is watch Springer !! Somebody pass
the &^$*I'in remote!"
-Brolly : (Hulk Hogan impression) "Whatcha going
to do when these 54 inch pythons come down on you?"
-Vegeta: '"Im singin in the rain .. just
singin in the rain........."
-Vegeta: "What choo talkin 'bout Gokou!!"
-All the good guys : "Hello there.....Brolly
" (ala Seinfeld's "Hello...Newman")
-Freeza : "Lets all walk !! Maybe we will meet
some friendly indigenous lifeforms and we can all have
tea! Would that not be swell?"
Caption at bottom of Screen read : : "Vegeta
is about to tell his long rival Gokou that he loves
him but has been seeing his wife Chi Chi behind his
back but will stop if he admits to their brief passionate
love affair on planet Namek!!!"
Caption At bottom if Screen reads : "Back
stage, Gokou is about to admit to the audience that
he is secretly seeing Bulma , but is carrying on a love
affair with Tenshi-han and Chao-su."
-Brolly : (singing) "Get on board the love
train the love train...."
-Bulma: "DAYUMM Credit cards !! Who Needs
'em!? From now on we will live on
squirrel meat and road kill and wear clothes from K-mart!"
-Vegeta: "I think it's 'bout time for me to quit
evil deeds and become a comedian. Everyone I've ever
fought says I'm a big joke...."
-Goku: (singing) "I..WANT KURILLIN!"
-Gohan: "Piccolo sux!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma, E.T. just touched my heart!"
-Vegeta: "She's never respected my fragile emotions,
but Goku would be there for me..."
-Kurillin: "I could take on Gohan, Goku, Vegeta,
Trunks, and even Cell! Uh oh, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "Ohhh, Band-aids have lots of neat colors!
Look at at them all!"
-Bulma: "Could computers be any more complicated?"
-Vegeta: "They said I could have been the new
Mikey, but noooo! they had no choose that butt-ugly
-Piccolo: "Really, Veggie? they said the same about
-Vegeta on phone: "Hello, Joe's Tavern."
-Gohan: "Hello, is Mike there? Mike Rotch?"
-Vegeta: "Lemme check... Hey everyone, I'm looking
for Mike Rotch! has anyone seen Mike Rotch?"
-Piccolo:(singing) "I'm a Flintstone Kid! 10 million
strong, and growing!!!!!!"
-Chibi Trunks: "Mom, lemme watch Jerry Springer
or your *** is mine!"
-Goku : "Chichi! where have you been all night?
i've been worried sick!"
-Chichi: "I was out with Kuril..I mean BULMA searching
for you! (heh heh that'll stick)"
-All Saiya-jins: *singing* "Come on people now,
smile on your brother!! Everybody get together!!
Time to love one another right now!!"
-Goten: (to Trunks) "Psst, hey Trunks. I've
got a great practical joke we can play on the substitue
-Trunks: "I don't know Goten. That sounds
like it might get us into a lot of trouble. Shouldn't
we just our homework and behave instead?"
-Vegeta: "Bulma's right, I'm too cold. Maybe
I should take sensitivity classes! Yeah!
Hey Piccolo, you want to come along too?"
-Piccolo: "Sure! I hear they can help
us get in touch with our feminine sides!"
-Mr. Satan: (to the Z fighters) "I'm so sorry
guys! Can you forgive me? I know, starting
tomorrow I'm starting fresh! No more taking credit
from other people!"
-Shenlon: <pops out of the Dragon balls>
"IT'S MILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!"
(From Wyan Pwez)
-Shenlon: "Would you like fries with that wish?"
(From Sailor Dragon)
-Vegeta: "Listen... Bulma, I'm not sure how to
say this without hurting your feelings, but I just eloped
with that little squirt Choazu."
-Bulma: "That's all right dear, Trunks is really
(based on one of Tianyu's quotes)
-Krillin: "Look how far I can stuff these french
fries up my nose!"
-Any Saiyajin: "I think I need to cut back on
all those snacks..."
-Vegeta: "Big Bang.....wait, wait.
What's my motivation?"
-ChiChi: "Oh, who cares where Gohan is!"
-Bulma: "That's it! Step aside Vegeta,
my turn to kick some @$$!"
-Gokuh: "I think I need to go on a diet."
-Piccolo: "I love Bubbles!"
-Gohan: "You're right mom. It IS too
dangerous, sorry dad, you'll have to take Pan.
Goten and I have to study anyway."
-Chibi Trunks: "Mommy can you make my hair
look like Gokuh's?"
-Mirai Trunks: "It's SO unfair! Why
does dad get to see a different girl every night?"
-Mirai Trunks: "Oh, er um...I mean why does
he see ChiChi every night?"
-Freiza: "I finally collected all the action
figures of DBZ! YESSSS!!!"
-King Cold: "Honestly, both my sons are gay."
-King Kai: "You're right Tien. Piccolo
is a weakling, I beat him up!"
-Tienshinhan: "I love Chaozu!"
-Chaozu: "Oh, I don't know. Tien is
ok, but Krillin is WAY cute!"
-Yamucha: "I hate baseball and fighting!"
-Krillin: (in a grocery store) "Ahh, Rogaine!
The solution to all my marriage problems!"
-Pan: "Fight??? And break my nails?
-Nail: "Forget it! The eldest Namec
is on his own! I'm going shopping with Piccolo!"
-Dende: "I really am a vegetable."
-Buu: "You guys are right. I SHOULD start
my own dress shop chain!"
-Ubuu: "What's the Saiyajin obsession with
-Kamesennin: "I'm a father!"
-Tsurusennin: (crying hysterically) "I'm
not an artist! I can never get Mirai Trunks's
-Cell: "Allright Vegeta, I beat you fair
and square! Pay up!"
-Dr. Gero: "Maybe my inventions will benefit
-#17: "I hate my sister."
-#18: "Krillin may be a wus, but he's MY
-#19: "Ever notice how I look remarkably
like Tom Cruise" (everybody laughs)
-#20: "I can't believe ChiChi beat me!"
-Broli: "Hey, what happened to that cute
kid with the purple hair?"
-Mr.Popo: "I'm really behind Frieza."
-Nappa: "OOooooh! Look at all the
-Arlian King: "Hey, I know I'm a jerk, why
don't you admit it Vegeta?"
-Princess Snake: "Calvin Klein, Jeans
for the next generation of Saiyajins"
-Oolong: "I can Fly I can fly"
(a la Peter Pan)
-Lunch: "What were my parents thinking when
they named me? I mean they must have been hungry
-Dr. Briefs: "Bulma, how do you set the
timer for the chicken?"
-#17: "I like being gay."
-#18: (to the psychaiatrist) "I'm
fine..REALLY. It's my idiot brother that thinks
he can take over the world."
-Mr. Satan (to Gohan): "I can take on Pan,
-Bra: "My hair! He shot my hair!
Bi**h! Kame Hame Ha!"
-Goten: "Training? What's that?
Is it like studying?"
-Marron: "Why do I look like Chibi Chibi?"
-Ox King: "I hate thunderstorms!"
-Vegetto: "Why is it when we fuse we get
these CUTE earrings?"
-Gotenks: "Big Bang KameHame Ha! (heavy
breathing) Blast! Nothing can open
-Linta: "How come everybody doesn't know
who I am? Get it straight people, I'm Trunks's
daughter! Pan is my mommy! I'm also full
Saiyajin, yet no one remembers me. This is so
-Majin Buu: "It's my fight and I'll possess
whoever I want to!"
-Thouser: "Frieza is going down!"
-Capt. Ginyu: "I'm sick of posing, let's
-Raditz: "I wish I was like Kakkaroto!"
-Recoom: "Augh! I'm having a bad
-Blaze: "I can't sing!"
-Trunks: "No! Not that! Anything
but the Dumbo Ride! It's scary daddy! Hold
-Videl: "My father can really fight!"
-Goku: "Chi-Chi, are you annoyed by my muscles?"
-Piccolo: *pondering* "Now...my name is Piccolo...but...I
don't like whistling?!"
-Gohan: "Dad, I don't want to train anymore..."
-Trunks: "I'm gonna make my hair look just like
my dad's!" ::scream in background::
-Shenlong: "New rules on wishes: Don't wake the
dragon up EVERY other episode!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "Ahh...my face is now on the Velveeta
-Bulma: "Alright...I admit it...I love my son...um...other
than that...motherly way..."
-Cell: "I enjoy posing, dancing, singing, and...*smirks*
-Vegeta: "I DON'T want to turn Super Saiyajin!!!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "::sobbing and whining::"
-Krillin: "I use Rogaine! And I'm proud of it!"
-Trunks: "I admit my true feelings..I LOVE that
policeman I fought in the Tournament!"
-Pan: "I had a sex change when I was born...course...I'm
really gay then..."
-Videl: "I don't want to cry over Gohan anymore...I
-Piccolo: "Aaah...I feel happy considering
I don't need sunscreen...I'm a healthy plant...er...NAMEK!!!!"
-Krillin: "I placed these 6 dots here for a reason!...You
know why I shaved my head? Monks and all? LIES! ALL
LIES! I just knew #18 digged bald guys..."
-#17: "I hate guns..."
-#16: "mmm.....KFC....::licks lips::"
-#18: "I'm a stubborn whore that digs bald guys...mmm....Krillin...."
-All Japanese Z Fighters: "Wow he's going all
out!...you big bully!"
-All NA Z Fighters: "KUUUUUSOOO!!!!!!!! BAKA BAKA
-Goku: "Wait...How do ya know a dragon has 7 balls?"
-Vegeta in his room tying his hair in braids: "Darn
split ends....this is the only way...I've tried salons
and ki-blasts on it but my hair just stays in one position..."
(Bulma walks in with Goku behind her): "Ack! Vegeta!
Why....your home *earlier* than I thought you would
be and...---what are you doing?!"
(Vegeta a little pissed and confused): "What are
YOU doing?! Bulma...how dare you...You know I'm sensitive!!!!!"
-Vegeta(seeing Trunks): "Huh?...THE KID!"
*scrambles away in fright*
(From Claudia Gomez)
-Vegita: "Gee wilikers, since Goku is stronger
than I am, I will now dedicate my time to the local
childrens hospital and visit children dressed as a clown!"
-Vegita: "... I will now go dress up like
Santa Claus and collect money on behalf of the Salvation
Army for needy children this Christmas! HO HO HO!"
-Vegita: "... I will join the midget wrestling/bullfighting
circuit in Mexico."
-Vegeta: "Do I look better in this silk or in pink
lace. %^*#@!$ material! Nuthin goes with this outrageous
do. I guess I'll just wear my armor...again. But it's
-Dodoria: "I'm not really fat; just big boned."
-Goku (waiting at the bus stop): "Hm, hm, hm,
hm, hm. (five minutes later) Oh! I forgot I could
-Frieza: "How come I have to be the shortest guy
in the whole Dragon Ball Z episodes?"
-Captain Ginyu: "Well, you are the strongest."
-Frieza: "Why'd you have to go there..."
-Goku (talking to Taurus): "..and then I hit you
with a spirit bomb?!
-Taurus: "No, no, no! I blast you, then beat
you up, and THEN you hit me with spirit bomb."
-Goku: "Oooh... huh?"
-SSJ4 Goku: "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful."
-Krillin: "@#!% those dragon balls are huge!
C'mon, Gohan, we don't need to waste our time with those
-Gohan: "But what about our friends?"
-Krillin: "I'm sure they can wait a couple more
-SSJ Vegetto: "HOW COME I HAVE EARRINGS?!
THEY COULD'VE AT LEAST GIVEN ME A
-Goku (talking in his head): "I could trick those
two saijyans that I'm a Super Saijyan by dying my hair
yellow. Now, how do I make my hair stay up?"
-Piccolo: "When's the mailman going to be here?
I need the information on how to grow hair fast!"
-Recoome: "I'm tired of fighting this puny kid.
Hey, Jeice, Burter, you wanna take him on?!"
-Trunks: "Out of all the cartoons, I'm stuck with
-Bulma: "How could know so much, and still not
know how to set the clock for this stupid VCR?"
-Gohan: "I'm tired of becoming like Mr. Piccolo.
My new role model is Krillin. And to start off, I'm
going to shave my head."
-Eternal Dragon: "That's it! If one more
person wakes me up, I quit."
-Nappa: "What.. This isn't planet Earth!
Vegeta, you were supposed to take a left after we passed
-Bulma: "What happened to you?"
-Krillin: "Somebody had mistaken me as a bowling
-Bulma: "That's the fourth time already."
-Master Roshi: "Hooray! Goku has moved
on to a better life, and out of my house. Now
I can watch the Playboy channel alone for a change."
-Chi-Chi: "Goku, don't you dare come in this house
with all your clothes ripped off. You never do
that for me when we're in bed together, so I don't see
why you should come in."
-Bulma: "Dragon ball, gotta find that dragon b.."
-Vegeta: "Will you just shut the $%@& up?!"
-Yajairobe: "Life is like a box of chocolates.
-Yajairobe (on a treadmill): "*Puff, puff* gotta
*puff* get the *puff, puff, puff* cake. Life *puff*
-Radditz: "So I can't afford a haircut.
So sue me!"
Y-amcha: "I'm right behind, man."
-Jeice: "Burter, I have a confession to make."
-Burter: "What'd you do this time?"
-Jeice: "I'm not really a lady's man. I just
use blowup women to impress you."
-Gohan: "Okay, I pick Chaoutzu."
-Goku: "What?! You picked Chaoutzu over me?"
-Cell (playing Poker with Freiza): "Whoever wins
the game gets to take over a universe. Aces are
-Frieza: "You know I can't beat those kind of odds.
How about I raise you
three of my planets?"
-Bardock: "I love you son. Ah, the heck
with it! Just blast him off to Earth already!"
-Bulma: "Yamcha was better lover in bed than you
-Vegeta: "Some encouragement you are."
- Goku: "Sorry Kurillen you can't go on the ride,the
sign say's you have to be this tall... "
-Vegeta: "WOOHOOOO!! Sailor Moon's on!"
-Piccolo: "Look at all the chic's!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "Sorry Goku,I can't spar now my soap's
-Vegeta: "aww! look at that cute li'l puppy!!!!"
(From Jab Dragon)
-Captain Ginyu: "I don't like dancing."
-Freeza: "I now see the error of my ways. I am
going to release all the planets I've conquered and
use my Dragonball wish to restore Planet Vejita!"
(From Scott Lenhardt)
-Future Trunks: "Ouch, I cut myself!"
-Future Trunks: "Saiyan-Shmaiyan... go get someone
else to beat your dumb robots."
-Future Trunks: "Was I really named after a bathing
-Future Trunks: "I didn't really want the sword,
but it came free with the outfit so I thought what the
hell... besides, it makes a great back-scratcher!"
-Chibi Trunks: " Hey Goten, mind your manners!"
-Chibi Trunks: "Can I watch Barney, Mom? Please,
Mom? I really wanna watch Barney..."
-Chibi Trunks: "Mom! Goten's picking on me! Make
-Vegeta: "Opps! I fell down and broak my leg WAAAAAAAAHHH!"
-Goku: "OK Gohon spell potatoes"
-Gohan: "ghdsklfhuhhhhhhha I know a bhlahvhdsjabhla
(From The 35)
-Bulma: "Thanks for coming, guys, we can't get
this thing to work at all!"
-Oolong, Yajirobe, Yamcha, Ox King: "No problem,
we're only missing graduation from the university."
-Piccolo: "About danged time someone knew what
they were doing! We can still catch Friends if you work
-Vegeta: (Suddenly excited) "Come on gang!"
-Shenron: "See you guys in a year!"
-Kamesemmin: "Quit thinking about sex for one
-Enma: "Sorry, we're closed."
-Piccolo: "I just flew in from Heaven, and boy
are my arms tired!"
-Vegeta: "Well, if it's in style...."
-Bojack: "Sure it is, old buddy, you'll be all
-Mr. Satan: "Hey, look, I can fly!"
-Dende: "Yay! It's Burger King Night!"
-Number 16: "Pass the ketchup!"
-17: "You want to know how I know about wilderness
survival? I've got Intel Inside!"
-18: "All debts are off! Who needs money when
you've got love?"
-Super 13: "What do you mean my new upgrade looks
-Super 17: "The beastie look went out in the 80's!"
-Super 13: *Sob....*
-Super 17: "Oh, come on, even I'm not perfect.
Let's go for some Ice Cream, and you'll feel all better."
-Super 13: "Shucks, thanks big brother. I wish
I'd been given a series roll like you!"
-Vegeta: "OK Kakarotto, so you beat me at Shoots
and Ladders, Rock/Paper/Scissors, Hop Scotch, Bowling,
Baseball, Basketball, Gardening, Gambling and Stock
Investing. We'll just have to see who has the last laugh
at the science fair!"
-Ring Announcer: "And here is your new Tenkachi
Boudaki champion: Pilaf!"
-Pilaf: "Thanks to my legions of hard-earned fans,
I have come to my fifth championship in a row! I'd like
to thank everyone for your support, and I am going to
donate all my winnings this year to Dr. Gero's Toys
for Tots program!"
-Goku: "Can't the UN handle this one?"
-Cooler: (On the phone) "Darth Vader did what?!!"
-Freezer: "I'm taking Pat's roll on Saturday Night
Live. Want to be my first guest star, Zarbon?"
-Dodoria: "What do you mean I'm pink?"
-Ginyuu Force: "You're embarassing us!"
-Cell: "I can't take anymore, I give up Mr. Satan!"
-Babi-Di: "Wait Darbura, they haven't beaten my
best warrior yet: Mario."
-Vegeta: "All for one, and one for all!"
-Nappa: "In the name of Planet Vegeta, I will
-Gohan: "Yo, homie-P, wuz up?"
-Piccolo: "Just quit it, kid, you'll never amount
-Videl: "Well, to be honest, I always liked Majin
Buu better, Gohan"
-17: "I always thought the double "R"
stood for Rail Road!"
-Vegeta: "Oh my Kami, they killed Radditz!"
-Nappa: "You bastards!"
-Trunks: "Time travel is impossible!"
-Majin Buu: "Mr. Satan, which is better: WWF or
-Mr. Satan: "I was never in to fighting, actually....
I kind of like to bake"
-Majin Buu: "Bah, what is food good for?"
-The Entire Cast: "All hail Pilaf-Sama!"
(From Vegeta's Wife)
(Vegeta and Gokou at their wedding holding each others
-Vegeta: "I'm glad it tuned out the way it did."
-Gokou: Me too, love muffin."
(Freeza and Cell skipping through a kids funhouse
at a carnival, singing)
-Freeza & Cell: "You're the one that I want
-DBZ GANG : "hoo hoo hoo !!! honey!!"
-Freeza & Cell: "The one that I want!!"
-DBZ GANG : "hoo hoo hooooooo!!!"
-Freeza & Cell: "The one I need!!! Oh, yes
-Vegeta: "I'M THE GOOD HUMOR MAN!! da-da-da-da-da-da-da"
(out in Australia along shore of a river)
-Vegeta:(Australian accent) "Now what weve got
right here is a pretty large croc. She's just a real
beaut'. What Im gonna do is jump right in that
there river grab her by the tail and stick my finger
up its butt...."
(Bulma off to the side watching Vegeta jump in)
-Bulma: "As you can see, Vegeta is wrestling
her right now and this is very dangerous and shouldn't
be tried at home."
(crocidile comes up behind Bulma and bites off her right
(Gokou dessed as a construction worker, Krillen dressed
as a policeman, Yamcha dressed as an Indian chief and
Vegeta dressed as a fireman come out onto a stage)
- Vegeta, Yamcha, Gokou & Krillen: "Y-M-C-A!!"
(crowd of women cheering putting money in their pants)
(Vegeta takes off his fire coat and throws it into the
crowd with nothing on under it. Notices Bulma
is there runs off the stage naked with his face red
and with angry bulma chasing him. Gokou just notices
Master Roshi staring at him.)
-Gokou: "HEY BABY!!!"
-Master Roshi: "TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT ALL OFF!!!"
-Vegeta: "I'm BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAD!!!!! (dananananana!)
BAD TO THE BONE!"
-Bulma: (Grin) "I know you are, honey."
-Vegeta: "Trunks, welcome to the dark side! It
is your destiny!"
-Trunks: "NOOOO!!!! It's not true! NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
-Krillin: "I do look better as a blonde, don't
-Gokou: "Heal the world..make it a better place........"
-Bulma: "SMACK!! SILENCE, CHILD!!!!!!"
- Vegeta: (singing) "You can ring my bell... ring
- Trunks: "I am ugly."
- Goten,Trunks and Gohan: "Let's Play Playstation."
- Chi Chi: "I want to see Jerry Springer. Bring
me the !"%# remote, Goku."
- Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo: "Let's go to McDonalds."
- Goku: (Singing) "I belive I can Fly. I Believe
I can touch the Sky."
- Trunks: "Hey mom. Bring me my school books."
- Vegeta: "Kakaroto, I love you man."
- Chi Chi and Bulma: "Our husbands are the best."
- Piccolo: "I got a girlfriend."
- Gohan: "I Love Sailormoon."
- Vegeta: "Crisis Power.... Make Up!"
- Trunks: "I want to be in Jerry Springer."
- Vegeta: "Bulma, let's go to a honeymoon."
- Goku: "Chi Chi... I love Vegeta."
- Chi Chi: "What?"
- Goten: *sings* "Mommy wow, I'm a big kid now!"
- Trunks: "Look everybody, it's Barney!!!"
- Everyobdy: "YEAH!!!"
- Krillin: *dressed as Lucky from Lucky Charms* "Can't
catch me' lucky charms!"
- Piccolo: *jumps up and down* "I gotta use the
- Vegeta: "Guess what, guess what, guess what!!??"
- Bulma: "What?"
- Vegeta: "I get to be on Oprah!!" *smiles*
- Chichi: *splashes Goku with cold water*
- Female Goku: "Why'd you do that for!!!??"
(ala Ranma 1/2)
- Master Roshi: "Gettin' jiggy wit it!"
- #18: "Look at me! I'm a pretty butterfly!!"
- Doc: "Now Vegeta, clowns won't hurt you."
- Vegeta: "NOOOO!! I DONT LIKE CLOWNS!"
- Doc: "Come on Vegeta, clowns are your friends,
repeat, clowns are your friends."
- Vegeta:*repeats* "Clowns are my friends, clowns
are my friends..."
- Gohan: "Yo querio Taco Bell!"
- NA DB Characters: "WE'LL FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
AND WE'LL BE SURE TO KILL YOU, YOU BAST***S!!"
- Japanese DB Characters: "OH NO! I THINK HE'S
FADING INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!"
- King Kai: "Boy,my humor really SUC*S!!"
- TenShinHan: "CHAOTZU! WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!"
- TaoPaiPai: "VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!"
- TaoPaiPai:*Kill crossed out on jacket and replaced
with LOVE above it so it reads "LOVE YOU"
not "KILL YOU"*
- Piccolo: "HA! HA! OH KING KAI YOU'RE A RIOT!!"
-Goku: "Boy Chi-Chi, that was a GREAT dinner!"
-Chi-Chi: *bends over* "How 'bout some tossed salad
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