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-Taipon: Hey trunks! come in!
-Vegeta: Here, piggy piggy piggy!
-Oolong: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!
*stuffs Oolong in oven*
( 20 minutes later )
-Vegeta: MMMMMMMMMMM.........Finger likin goooooooood!
-Piccolo *sees Freezer*
-Piccolo: AHHHHHHHHHH I WANT MY MOMMY
-Gohan: Dammit Piccolo you don't even have a mother
(Think to himself: Man, you're lucky)
THE FOLLOWIN ARE ALA AUSTIN POWERS 2
-Goku: Shagadelic Baby,Yeah!
-Goku and Ginyu Goku: We're Sexy Baby, YEAH!
-Piccolo (as that one guy with the eyepatch): Dr. EVIL
we could make trillions of dollars
-Vegeta (as Dr. EVIL) Why make Trillions when we could
-Trunks (as Scott Evil) Dad, A Trillion is more than
-Vegeta: ZIP IT!
THE END OF THE SHAGADELIC STUFF
-Kruirin: how the hell do you spell my name
-Kaioh-sama ( or king ki as you americans know him
): You're jokes suck gokou
-Gokou: Yeah, I'll never be as good as you kaioh
-Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHH I'm Going Bald!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-Bra: What, you mean you just noticed!?!
-Ox King: F-ck off, chi chi!
(From Jared Meyers)
-Kaio sama:There once was a man form Nantucket....
-#16(quote Jimbo):It's coming right for us!
-Bulma : Oh, Yamcha you're so much better than
Vegeta any day. Tomorrow I'm telling him that
I divorced him 4 months ago that I just wanted to have
a baby with him.
[Vegeta walks in drunk singing the Sailor Moon theme
-Bulma : Vegeta, Krillin called and said there's
a party at his house. Why don't you go ?
-Vegeta : Ok !!!
-Yamcha: Bulma will you marry me ?
-Vegeta: I promise I won't eat your puppy again
-Goku: Damn, I broke a nail
-Nail: i'm not broken yet
-King Kai: Bubbles, you were great last night
-Gregory : That wasn't Bubbles !
-Zarbon: Aww crap my eyeliner is running ..........................
-Freeza: Oh, I always have that problem with my
-Vegeta: I only killed Nappa because he said my hair
-Any Saiyajin: sugar and spice and every thing nice
thas what lilltes sai-jins are made of<BR>
-Goku : I want a Malibu Barbie for Christmas
-Fat Buu : I want candy !!!
-Goku (tears off his gi ): Damn orage is soooooo not
my color. I'm trying green
-Piccolo : Ahhhhhhhhhh just because I'm a Namek dosen't
mean you can hunt me for clothes
-Vegeta : Oh reall,y that's too bad Freeza didn't know
that. What do you think he did with all of the dead
-Ginyu : Shoping for Freeza is sooo easy, all I have
to buy is black lipstick and spandex
-Guldo : Ribbit
-Batta : Woof
-Jeice : Meow
-Ginyu : Quack
-All together : We are team farm animals
-Vegeta : Fighting crime, trying to save the world,
here I come just in time, the Power Puff Saiyajin
-Chaotzu: I am the white ranger
-Piccolo: I am the green ranger
-Bulma: I am the blue ranger
-Vegeta: I am the black ranger
-Chibi Gohan: I am the yellow ranger
-Goku: What about the orange ranger ? :: sniffles ::
-Vegeta: I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here
is my handle ( unzips fly )
-Trunks: Dad, you have a nice tight butt. How
did you get it that way ?
-Vegeta: It's my secret project, the Ass Master 2000
-Trunks: Mom really needs it badly
-Vegeta: That's why i'm giving it to her for christmas
-Goten: Trunks' mom is a bitch she a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide worlde
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch she's
a bitch bitch bitch Trunks' mom is a bitch chahhhhhhhh
-Trunks: oh yeah than what the hell is your mom ?
-Chichi: I wear thong underware
-Gohan and Goten: So that's why you're sooo mean to
us and dad
-Ox King: MOOOOOOOO
-Tien: Nobody loves me
-Lunch: Oh yeah well no one even knows that I exist
-Chichi + Bulma: Thank god for wonder bras :: Cheesy
-Raditz: Rogaine works for me ! : )
-Maron: Is my real name "Moron"?
-Bulma: Crack, it's what's for dinner
-Chi-Chi: (singing) Does he love me? I wanna know! How
can I tell if he loves me so? (referring to Goku)
-Chi-Chi: (straps Goku on to the bed holding a whip)
Okay Goku...time for your punishment!
(Goku jumps up in the air and falls right through the
-(This one refers to the eps. where Goku got wished
back with the dragonballs for the first time; and you
notice his halo vanish) Goku: HEY! Only my halo got
-#18: Of all the people I had to marry, I got stuck
with the short bald one!
-Eternal Dragon: (appears wearing a towel and shower
cap) Hey do you mind!? I was in the shower!
-Goku: You know what, I think I'm going to be a lot
more serious for now on!
-Chi-Chi: GOHAN! GO SPARRING OR I'LL MAKE YOU
-Bulma: Mother? Father? Can I ask you something...WHAT
IN GOD'S NAME MADE YOU NAME ME AFTER BLOOMERS!?
-Chi-Chi: Goku, Gohan and Goten are dead?...Oh well,
I can always get a new hubby, and a couple of kids.
-Piccolo: *holding a cookie jar upside-down* Okay..
who stole my cookie from the cookie jar?
*Everyone looks at Krillin*
-Krillin: Who.. me?
-Everyone: Yes you!
-Krillin: Couldn't be.
-Everyone: Then who?
-Krillin: Uh... It was.. Goku!
-Piccolo: *walking up to Goku* It was YOU who stole
my cookie from the cookie jar!
-Goku: Wha.. What? Who.. me?
-Everyone: Yes YOU!
-Goku: Even though we Sayians are notorious for devouring
such tasty morsels, I must admit.. I am not the one
you seek. You see....
-Piccolo: *crying* Argh! Well.. If it wasn't Krillin
or Goku... who DID steal my cookie from the cookie jar!?
*Everyone looks at Yajirobe*
-Vegeta: *crying* Come ON Willy! Jump! I KNOW you can
-Vegeta: *grabbing Bulma's arm and shaking it* Look
Bulma! Willy's FREE! He's FREE!
-Bulma: Zzzz.. uh? Who? Willy? Oh.. er.. yay! Go Willy
-Piccolo: "I hate.. every ape I see.."
-Chi-Chi: ... From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.."
-Goku and Gohan: HEY! (ala Simpsons)
-Goku: *clearing his throat* Ahem..
"Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry, 'Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!'" -Thomas Parke D'Invilliers
-Krillin: *to Gohan* Hey, erm.. Gohan. I was thinking.
Do haircuts.. uh.. hurt?
-Bulma: Yaaaaaaamcha, dear! Here! I have some candy
-Yamcha: Uh.. Th-Thanks Bulma. *gulp* Listen, Bulma.
When we first met... things were different. But now..
I.. just.. It's over. I'm sorry.
-Bulma: *erk* Well.. that's FINE BY ME!
-Yamcha: GYAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs to the nearest bush holding
-Yamcha: You fools! If you only knew the power of the
Super Yamcha-Jin! *flex*
-Vegeta: Oww! Kakarotto! Don't hit me so hard! You know
I have sensitive skin!
-Fat Buu on phone: Hello, is this Jenny Craig?
-#18: I love you, Kuririn!
-Freeza to Bulma: Do you have some purple lipstick
I could borrow? I just ran out.
-Vegeta wakes up, looks in the mirror, his hair looks
like a normal humans': "$^%# Bad hair day!
-Broli: Love thy neighbor.
-Vegeta, to Bulma: Ciao, hon. I'm off to get a job.
-Goku: "But Chi-chi, I'm eating you out of house
and home! At least let me help with all those dishes!
-Gohan to Chi-chi: Mom, why do I look more like Vegeta
-Broli: No, I've never used steroids in my whole life.
-Tenshinhan: I did not have improper relations with
-Goku: I'm full.
-Roshi: Gotta get me some Viagra!
-Vegeta: You know, Kakarotto is right!
-Shenron to DBZ team: Tell me your wish...
(Team tells his their wish. Shenron does nothing.)
-Goku: Well? What about our wish?
-Shenron smiles: I just said TELL ME your wish! I never
said I would GRANT it, did I? (laughs and vanishes)
-Cell: Shagadelic, baby!
-Kuririn wearing a blonde wig: How do you like this
wig? Is it me? Maybe if I fight with the super saiyajins,
enemies will finally take me seriously...
-Broli (quoting Shakespeare on stage)
-Goten: Hey Trunks, what did you last night?
-Trunks: Oh, just pimpin it on the streets. You should've
seen all of the girls I picked up!
-Goten: Wow, Bulma must've been pissed. I tried to get
into some clubs using a fake ID. *Pouts* I never got
-Trunks: YO! THAT'S HOW MY MAMA GOT PREGNANT!
-Trunks: Mom, it's from a song! Don't take it seriously!
-Vegeta: Wait, how did you know?
-Piccolo: Damn... If only there were Namekian females...
I'm too used to the ones on Earth!
-Dende: Hey Mr. Piccolo, what's a female?
-Piccolo *Rolls his eyes*: Don't tell me you forgot!
-Piccolo: Okay, well, I guess I can explain it again.
-Trunks *Listening to Hikari No Will Power. Trunks's
song.*: No will power??? What the heck is that suppossed
-Bra: Hey Trunks-san, have you gained weight?
-Trunks *Stares at himself in a mirror looking very
self conscious* : NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Faints*
-Bra: Hehehe, I just love messing with his mind.
-Gohan *Skipping around happily with a pair of headphones
on* : Cha la! Head cha la!
-Krillin: GOHAN! SHUT UP! I can't hear my song! Rock
the dragon....Dragonball Z!
-Goku *Dials phone. Vegeta picks up, but his voice
is pretty high cuz of all that spandex...*
-Goku: Hey there Bulma! So, are we still on for tonight?
-Vegeta: NANI??? BULMA YOU HARLOT, GET YOUR @$$ OVER
HERE! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
-Trunks: Uhh... I think Dad's had too many pretzels
again... Bra, I think you should put them away!
-Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY PRETZELS!!
-Chi-Chi: Goku, I don't want Gohan to train with Piccolo
-Goku: How come? Don't tell me it's about his studies
again! He's the best in his class!
-Chi-Chi: No, it's not that. It's...Well... The way
he looks up at him. It's like how Chaotzu looks up to
Tien...I don't like it!
-Chi-Chi: And look what I found on the back of his homework!!!
-Goku: Whoa...I never knew Gohan knew what hentai was....That's
-#18: Oh my .....gawd! that girls butt is like.......soooo
big! ((ala sir mix a lot))
-#17: *glaring angrily at Trunks* Why that little.....bitch!
Stole my hair!
-Trunks: Bitch!? You should talk! *lunges at #17*
-#18: *as soccer mom standing on the sideliens at a
soccer game* Come on Marron! You can do it, honey! Kick
em in the SHINS! THE SHINS!
-#17: *waves one hand* oh be-have!
-#16, #17: *dressed in red robes and singing* The inquisitionnnnnn!
The inguisiiiiiition! ((ala history of the world part
-#18: *in bed with Kuririn* Aw Kuririn, I don't love
you, I jus love yo doggie staaaaaaahlye.
-Kuririn: *flashes west side sign to the camera, nodding*
-#18: *gettin her freak on with Vegeta out on the dance
floor* it aint da buttahfly its da tootsie roll! a brand
new dance-uh.........*raises roof*
-Dr.Gero: *stumbles into the room along with # 17 only
to find #18 and #16 under the sheets together* Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Dr. Gero!
-Dr. Gero: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Dr. Gero!
-#17: Juuroku-gou! ((ala Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(From Zor The Man & Atma Wepen)
-Goku: KAMEHAMEFART!!! (shoots a Kamehameha out of his
(Krillin and Gohan are standing in a burning forest)
-Krillin: Hey, Gohan.
-Krillin: Eat this burrito.
-Krillin: Just do it.
(Gohan eats the burrito)
-Gohan: Now what?
-Krillin: Bend over.
(Gohan bends over, 5 seconds later)
-Gohan: I gotta fart.
-Krillin: Go right ahead.
-Krillin: WOW!! What range!!
(Gohan turns around, and sees all the trees behind Krillin
are gone, and there's a hole in the mountain, which
-Krillin: Man, I love your Kamehamefarts.
-Goku: KAMEHAME--- Oh, man! I lost my line. Oh, well.
(fires the Kamehameha)
-Goku: Hey, Gohan! What's the square root of 2,397,000?
-Gohan: 1548.2247! Any idiot knows that!! Even Vegeta
-Goku: (scratching his head) Ooookkkaaaaaayyyy......
-Goku: KAMEHAME-AH-CHOO!!!! (shoots Kamehameha out
of his nose)
-Piccolo: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
-Master Roshi: (takes his sunglasses off)
-Goku: KAMEHAME-- *BELCH* (fires a Kamehameha out of
-Gohan: Hey! Mr. Piccolo! What happened to your arm?
-Piccolo: (missing his arm) I ate it.
-Gohan: But I thought Nameks only had to drink water.
-Piccolo: Oh...... yeah.....
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) HEY!! GREEN NAMEK GUY!!! MR. NAMEK!!
HELLO!!! I'MTALKING TO YOU!!!!
-Trunks: Hey, mom! Can you help me with my science
-Bulma: What's a science project?
-Trunks: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
-Bulma: (reads Trunks a bedtime story)
-Vegeta: (dressed up as Santa Claus) HO HO HO!! MERRY
-Vegeta: MICHAEL JORDAN!! YOU CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL!!!
YOU SUCK!! I COULD WHIP YOU IN A GAME ANY DAY!!!
-Recoome: Goku, in the lounge, with the Spirit Bomb.
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) BLAST IT MR. PICCOLO!! WHY WON'T
YOU LET ME BEAT YOU UP FOR ONCE?!
-Vegeta: (to Goku) I'M STRONGER THAN YOU!! I'M STRONGER
-Goku: (goes up and beats the crap out of Vegeta)
-Vegeta: Im...... stronger..... than...... you.......
-Goku: (sitting in a chair chugging beers and watching
Sailor Moon) Man, these girls are hot!! (ChiChi's frying
pan hits his head)
-ChiChi: DAMMIT GOHAN!! PUT THAT BOOK DOWN, COME OVER
HERE AND START TRAINING!!
-Gohan: I don't see YOU training, mom!!
-ChiChi: That's because I'm WEAK!! (grabs Gohan and
tosses him into the other room)
-Gohan: YOU CALL THAT WEAK?
-ChiChi: (on the battle field) KAMEHAMEHA!!
-Goku: I didn't know!! How could I have known?!
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) Hey, Mr. Piccolo, I just thought
of something, when you trained me when the Saiyans were
coming, why didn't you just save the trouble and THROW
me at the Saiyans?
-Gohan: Hey, Mr. Piccolo! Why is the Namek race so
-Piccolo: They all smelled Goku's armpits.
-Gohan: (sniffs Goku's armpits) WHOOO-EEE DADDY!!!!
(From Annyoing Girl of Doom)
-Trunks: (Holding his sword with no blade in it) LIGHT
COME FORTH! (Light grathers and turns into a blade of
(You are on a cruise. Trunks is there. Suddenly a girl
who loves Trunks sees him)
-Girl:Oh MY GOD! IT'S TRUNKS!
-Trunks: (Backing to the end of ship) NO STAY FROM ME!
(Falls off the ship) AAA!!
-Girl:Don't worr, I'll save you! (Grabs his hand and
pulls him up. They fall down in an awkward pose.)
-Vegeta: (Sees them) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING,
TRUNKS! YOU KNOW BETTER! (Powers up)
-Trunks: No Dad! Don't..
(A ki blast hit's the girl. She vaporises.)
-Trunks:And I was staring to like her.
-Nappa: My real name is Cabbage.(For dose of you who
don't know. Nappa is Chinese for Cabbage)
-Vegeta: My real name is Vegetable.
-Kakarotto: My real name is Carrot.
-Raditz: My real name is Radish.
-All of them: HOW DRUNK WERE ARE PRANENTS WHEN THEY
NAMED US (Starts crying)
-Bardock: Kakarotto, Raditz! You probably want to know
your mother was the one who named you.
-Kakarotto and Raditz: LIAR!
-Japaneses DBZ fans:I HATE THE WAY THEY CENSORED AND
CUT UP EVERYTHING.
-Piccolo: You know what? I never liked Gohan, anyway.
-Goku: Now I wished I did join up with my bother.
-Raditz: How can I fly when I have so much freakin'
-Taurus: I am the indical twin of Goku.. I mean Kakarotto.
-Goku: Come forth Sheng Long
-Sheng Long: What is your wish?
-Goku: I wish for....
-The Girl from before: A Mew in my Pokemon Game pack!
-Sheng Long: Your wish has been granted. Farwell.
(Goku looks at the girl strangly.)
-Trunks:Takes out his sword:Dargon! Dargon! DargonBalls
HOOOOOO! (Thunder Cats)
-The Girl from Before: Well, I now reveal myself as
Julia Smith the DragonBall fan! Now I plan to marry
Trunks and no one can stop me! WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
-Vegeta and Bulma: YOU'RE NOT MARRYING OUR SON UNTIL
WE KNOW YOU BETTER!
-Julia: IT'S TRUNKS CHAN!
-Vegeta:(Shoots a ki blast)
-Goku: (Dressed up as a reporter and on TV) Later,
Vegeta commeted the Julia was vaprosied into another
-Julia: All the quotes you just witnesses were true.
The name has been change to protect the inocent.
-Goku: True my @$$!!! KAMEKAMEHA!!!!!!
-Goku: Hey Vegeta! Did you know your fathers dead?
-Vegeta: THEN THAT WOULD MAKE ME KING OF THE SAIYAJINS
-Trunks: THAT MAKES ME A PRINCE!
-Bra: THAT MAKES ME A PRINCECESS!
-Bulma: THAT MAKES ME A QUEEN!
-Vegeta::Wakes up from dream:: Damn
-Vegeta: I'm quiting this training crap and planting
flowers. Peace out man
-Yajirobi: I'm gonna be a vegetatarian
-Vegeta and Piccolo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN
-Goku: oh Veggie you're so fine you're so fine ya blow
my mind hey Veggie.
-Chichi: Goku, Gohan isn't your son
-Chichi: You could never be the father of someone that
-Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!! (Chichi is sent to the next
-Vegeta: Kramer is a poser off of me
-Goku: Yeah whatever
-Vegeta: Look at his hair, don't you see the resemblence?
-Trunks: I loooook goooood in an itsy bitsy tini weini
yellow polkadot speedo
-Kulilin: Pet my shiny bald head
-Gohan: I already did today. Don't you get tired ?
-Picolo: Stop trying to shove me in a pot
-CHichi: But you're such a cute shrub
-Chichi: Crack it's, what's for dinner
-Gohan: Gimme some more o' that
-Goten: Dude I thought you were the brains
-Trunks: I do
-Goten: I do
(Then trunks wakes up and looks over his shouler.)
-Trunks: oh shit, it wasn't a dream !!!!!!!!!!
-Bulma: I invented the capsule cork-screw
-Dr.Gero: Damn these vcrs no one can program them
-Goku: Then program it
(Goku walks into shikkadog's room)
-Shikkadog: Buwahhahahah, you're mine now
-Goku: Damn, I knew that girl was obsessed, but this
is a little to much
(Goku gets on the Internet and finds "Vegeta Insane"
and "Temple o' Trunks")
-Goku: Where the hell is my site ?
-Vegeta: Oh goku what a pity yiou don't under stand
. you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
-Bulma: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world
-Trunks: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for you
-Trunks: Ice ice baby
-Goku: I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and
witty and nice
-Vegeta: Feeling like a freak on a leash
-Piccolo: Happy birthday to me
-Yajirobi: I don't like the drugs but the drugs like
-Piccolo: Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bath
time lots of fun
-Gohan: Squeak squeak
-Chichi: Every boy yeah wants my body
-Piccolo, Vegeta, and Gohan: Mammy's little baby loves
shortening shorteing mammy's little baby loves shorteing
-Gohan: The isty bitsy spider climbs up the water spout
-Vegeta: Down comes my foot and sqwishes the damn scary
-Goku: My little pony, my little pony, won't you be
-Recoom: I'll tell ya what I want what I really really
-Frieza : You're still the one I run to, the one that
I belong to, you're still the one I kiss goodnight
-Zarbon: I love you, too
-Goten: Low rider is a little higher
-Recoom: My name is Recoom and it ryhmes with *Farts*
- Ginyu (singing to the tune of YMCA): "Young man,
there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, when
the Ginyu's in tone. I said young man, get in a silly
pose and lets have some real fun now.
-Entire Ginyu Force: People keep asking us why are we
gay! People keep asking us why are we gay. There's no
reason we fear, to why we are so queer. Mind your business
-Piccolo: I'm going to join the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles. I'll be Piccolangelo! Yeah that's it!! I'm
a mean, green, fighting
(From Saiyan Girl Retasu)
(Setting: a huge open air concert. The stage is empty
and the crowd is chanting "DBZ! DBZ!")
*Krillin walks onto the stage, dressed in that cool
white mafia suit of his*
-Krillin: Okay, folks, here's what you've all been
*flashing lights, smoke, and the Z senshi suddenly
appear on stage. Vegeta is front & center w/ the
mike, Piccolo and the Great Saiyaman on his sides with
guitars, Yamucha on the drums, Chao-tsu, Tenshinhan,
and Goku are backup singers*
-Crowd: Vegeta! Vegetaaaaaaaa!!!!!
*Vegeta grabs the mike*
-Vegeta: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!!
*the band starts playing*
-Vegeta: (singing) Wild thang! You make my heart sing!
You make everything...GROOVY! Wild
thang, Ah think Ah luv ya... but I wanna kno-ow for
sure! So touch me...
*the crowds screams drown out the rest of the song*
*Piccolo, grabs the mike from a surprised Veggie, and
-Piccolo: Now it's MY turn! Hit it, boys!
*he pushes Vegeta out of the way*
-Piccolo: I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my
cape, i'm oh so SEXY!
*tosses cape to the audience and fights start over
-Piccolo: I'm too sexy for my gi, too sexy for my gi,
too sexy, wanna see?!
*tears off his gi and the security guards can't control
the crowd anymore*
-Vegeta: Hey, I thought this was MY concert!
*a naked Namek streaks through the crowd*
-Saiyaman: (eyes lighting up with joy) Piccolo-san!
*Tenshihan has a hard time controlling Chao-tsu, who
wants to join Piccolo*
*Chichi and Bulma appear and drag their husbands away
and lock them up offstage*
-Chichi: NOW we can have some fun! *runs giggling after
-Goku: (offstage) Man, I never get to do anything!
-Bulma: Why don't you like Goku anymore, ChiChi?
-ChiChi: I do, it's just that Gohan is so fine!!
-Bulma:You know, Gohan's your son.
-Trunks: Yeah,Link and I go far back.I'm the one who
gave him that fairy, and I help him pull that sword
out of that stupid rock.And then I.......
-Vegeta: (covers his eyes) SEE NO EVIL!
-Gokou: (covers his mouth) SPEAK NO EVIL!
-Gohan (covers his ears) HEAR NO EVIL!
-Nappa: (covers his penis) PEE NO EVIL!, no....wait,Nevermind!
-Goten (on the net lookin' at hentai feturing Goku
and Chi chi): oooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!
-Chi Chi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (hits Goten
on the head with a frying pan)
-Videl singing in shower: Hmmmmmm.....Hmmmmmm........Hmmmmmmm
-Goten in other shower: ::see's crack in wall::
-Goten: (smiles) oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!............
-Gohan: Pretty, huh?
-Goten: Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh..........
-Gohan: You BASTARD!!!! ::Kicks Goten's ass::
-Vegeta: Hey look, it's Son Goku!
-Trunks: Wow, he's SO dreamy................
-Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAYWADS!!!!!!!!!
-Vegeta in dress: Kakarotto,Kakarotto where art thou
(From Ephy ness)
-Bulma, before Trunks is born holding a pregnancy tester
in her hand: I wonder why we can't seem to have children
*looks at Vegeta*
-Vegeta, looks at his SPANDEX Saiyan armor, then looks
down at his BRIEFS: Gee, Bulma, I have no idea...heh
-Vegeta, Goku, and Mirai Trunks holding hands and skiping
through a field of flowers (singing): Skip, skip, skip
to my lou, skip skip skip to my lou, skip, skip, skip
to my lou, skip to my lou my darlin'!!
-Veget holding a beer can in his hand: Ya know,
Goku, hic! I've always looked up ta ya *puts arm
-Goku chugging a beer: BBBBUUUURRRPPPP!! I know,
Vegeta, hic! I can't believe we EVER fought! Let's be
-Both singing: A circle is round, it has no ends,
that's how long a want to be your friend!
-Goku, sees Krillin: AAHH MAN Krillin, your power
level is SO HIGH, I almost PISSED MYSELF!!!!
-Krillin: I know, I'm just SO good looking, too
-All DBZ characters (even guys): *DDDRRROOOLLLL* KRILLIN
IS SO FINE *faint*
-Vegeta: Heh, I didn't MEAN to break the six-star DragonBall........
-Goku: No problem, *gets an axe* Hey Krillin,
come over here
-Goku: We're gonna chop your head off and try
to pull it off as the sixth DragonBall ok??
(a few minutes later)
-Shenlong: Hey guys, where's Krillin??
-Vegeta and Goku: Uuumm......nowhere heh! He uuummm...went
to get some beers
-Vegeta: Hey Goku, can you turn around and lift
your shirt up for a second??
-Goku: Uummm...ok *does it*
-Vegeta: Shake it baby!! Shake it!!
-Freezer: OK everyone, attention please, thank you.
We have a new addetion to our Gay, Dragsters Society.
His name is Yamcha
-Yamcha: Hey guys!!
-Tein and Chaotsu: *stand up* YAMCHA!! Oh crap!!
Does that mean EVERYONE knows our secret???!!!!
-ChiChi: Man Bulma *smokes a cigar* I wish we
-Bulma: Why?? *drinks a Fuzzy Naval*
-ChiChi: So we couldn't JUST have wild lesbian
sex, we could have wild INSEST lesbian sex!! *kisses
Bulma, with tounge*
-Goku: Ok you guys, orgy at my house this weekend!!
-Everyone: WOO HOO!!
-Goku: But no one tell Kame Sama....he has no
idea what he's doing and messes the whole thing up!!
-Master Roshi: Goku I have to come clear on something
me and Krillin are having an affair!!
-Goku (beating Krillins face in): YOU SON...OF.....A.....BITCH
THE TURTLE MAN WAS MINE!!!!!!!!! YOU KNEW THAT
-Raditz:(in Richard Simmons voice) Ow Piccolo you must
do something with your hair
-Gohan: Mommy, Daddy, are you okay? What are
those noises I'm hearing? (opens door)OW MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Trunks: Dad, why are you holding me there?
-Vegeta: I just cant do it captin, I dont have the power!
-Bulma: (( sees all seven dragon balls and then starts
to sing..)) "Little Starrrr"
-Yamcha: BREAK YOURSELF!!!!
-Gohan: What you say about my mama?
-ChiChi: GOHAN! What the hell do you think your doing,
stop studying and go train!
-Goku: ::singing:: I belive I can fly!! I belive I
can cross the sky!! I think about it every night and
day!! Spread my wings and fly awaaay!!!
-Piccolo: Oh King Kai I love your jokes.
-Any Saiya-jinn: You want to know why...BECAUSE THE
SAIYS-JINN SAID SO!!!!
-Bra: My mammy said my daddy is a real sex machine.
-Goku: God damn-it Gohan, go and study NOW!!!!
-Vegeta: I never want to see another naked woman again!
::a lot of woman go pass him:: On seconed though...WAIT
-Vegeta: EEEWWWWW.....blood, get it away from me!!!
-Trunks: GOD DAMN-IT!!!! My sword broke!!
-Trunks: Yeah baby yeahhh! (( a la Austin Powers ))
Tenshinhan: Chaozu it's time for me to ask you something...what
-DBZ announcer: Today on Dragon Ball Z, The whole Dragon
Ball gang try to figure out the world's greatest mystery...."What
-Vegeta: Heh...that dragon has some big balls.
-Trunks: uhh....RUN FOR THE HILLS AND SCREAM LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!
-Yamcha: You stupid cow!
-Chaozu: It's breaking the law..killn' the doll!!
-Videl: I am daughter of Mr. Satan...the coward.
-Gohan: KILL ALL THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!
-Freeza: Oh Shit!!!! I'm out of black lipstick.
-Vegeta: ::starts to get high on sensu beans:::
-Bulma: ::keeping a hair style::
-How do you think they fot their hair to stay up....when
they turned Super Saiyan there was to much hair spray
-The one thing you gotta know about DBZ...the FOOD!!!!!
-Goku: Kameha ::looks at some girls walking by:: ha
-Yamcha: Yaa come on Tenshinhan, toss me the dragon
ball, I'm gonna knock it back into the dragon!
-Chi-Chi (wearing a schoolgirl uniform with a black
bra underneath): Hit me baby one more time!
-Ginyu (wearing a leather dress): Man, I feel like
*Shania Twain beats Ginyu up with a big-ass mallet for
raiding her closet*
-The Z Senshi: The fans are ultimately coming to watch
the Z Senshi fight, so why can't we make as much money
as we should?"
- Trunks: "I wonder if the balding thing
is genetic? *Trunks picturing himself bald*
NOOOOOOO!!!! I have no purpose in life!"
*puts revolver to head*
-Trunks: "Goten I think we've reached a
point in our relationship that goes beyond friendship..."
-Trunks: *walks past the mirror and notices himself
in the mirror* "Hmmmm.....Damn I'm sexy!"
-Goten: "Look Trunks, we were both drunk
and it was late at night..."
-Trunks: "Man Bulma's pretty hot!"
-Goku: "BUT SHE'S YOUR OWN MOTHER!!"
-Trunks: "Well she isn't TECHNICALLY my real
mother and man, she got a great ass."
-Mirai Trunks: "What's with the clothes
man and where the hell did you get those glasses?!"
-GT Trunks: Hey these are CORRECTIVE LENSES!!!
-Mirai Trunks: "Heh you still don't look
half as good as me!"
-Trunks: "You know if you think about it
a Sayajin tail could be pretty useful in bed."
-Goten: "Gohan Advanced Calculus is easy,
let me explain it for you again."
-Goku: "Yeah Gohan, your brother's right
you just have to push yourself harder."
-Gohan: "Screw you guys, I'm gonna get some
sweet lovin' from Videl."
-Chi Chi: *seeing Gohan's bedsheets are wet*
"Gohan have you been having these "dreams"
about Bulma again? Or was it Piccolo this time?"
-Tenshinhan, Nappa, Kulilin, and Piccolo: "Hello,
we'd like to join your hair club for men."
-Bulma: "VEGETA YOU LOUSY BASTARD!!
HURRY UP AND TAKE ME SHOPPING!!"
-Vegeta: "Yes Bulma I'll do anything for
you. I love shopping!"
(From Pat VanGorden)
::singers from promotional 70's commercial:: "When
you're down in the dumps and you can't even take one,
what do you turn to? Kaopectate! So you can drop
the load." ::enter cheesy promotional instumental
- Vegeta:"Hi! I'm Vegeta from Dragonball Z. As
a warrior, I don't get the chance to take a dump often,
so I'm always constipated. That's why I use ::holds
up bottle:: Kaopectate. It really gets you running.
::70'ssingers continue to sing theme:: "Kaopectate!
So you can drop the load!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma! Where's the laxative?!"
-Vegeta: "I'm sorry."
-Vegeta: "Your Welcome."
-Goku: "Krillin, help! I'm paralized!!"
-Krillin: ::dances around:: "I'm not!! I'm not!!"
-Vegeta: "I love you Fuz!!"
-Fuz: "Go away! Hentai!! Hentai!!"
(A little history on that one: Fuz is my best friend
and she is madly in love with Vegeta)
-Krillin: "I have a nose!!!"
-Vegeta: "Roshi, have you seen my wife?"
-Master Roshi:(in bed asleep) "No, no, not
-Vegeta: "Damn." (Walks off)
-Bulma: (under covers) "Is he gone?"
-Yajirobi: "I'll take alla you punks on!!"
-Goku: "Chi Chi, I'm scared!!"
-Vegeta: "I'll save you, Goku!!"
-Goku: (At Bulma's funeral, to Vegeta) "She called
you Yamcha again, didn't she?"
-Goku: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Mommy save me!!!!"
( hides behind Bulma )
-Vegeta" "AH,AH,AH,Ah, Stayin Alive!"
-Mr. Satan: (singing) "Who wears short shorts?"
-Vegeta and Trunks: "We wear short shorts!"
-Fat Buu: "My New Year's Resolution is to stop
turning people into chocolate then eating them"
-Vegeta: "Man, Kakarotto! Put on some Anti-Perspirant
before we fuse!"
-Goten: "ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!"
-Broli: (sarcasticly) "ow........................."
-Piccolo(singing): "I love you, you love me. We're
-Gohan: "Shut up you green idiot, before I shut
-Vegeta(in drag and dancing): "I'm gonna marry
Goku, I'm gonna marry Goku..."
-Future Trunks: "My parents are losers, let em
-Chibi Trunks(crying): "You mean old ugly creep
I'm telling! WAHHHHH!"
-Future Trunks(hits Chibi): "You whine just as
bad as our father!"
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